True Tales of Unbelievable Social Awkwardness: Ambidextrous Nuclear Malapropisms

I hate when someone mispronounces a word. It has been one of my pet peeves since childhood. My grandmother recently told me that when I was about five my great-aunt complained that I corrected her as she read a book aloud. "I don't like that kid. She kept tellin' me I was readin' wrong!" Based... Continue Reading →


True Tales of Unbelievable Social Awkwardness: The Consequences of “Three” Instead of “Two”

There's a strange thing that happens when you have a party and invite your school friends, church friends, and whatever-else-you-do friends. They tend to stick to talking to the group they know. But even worse, sometimes they talk to each other, and the results aren't pretty. At the end of the night you sigh and... Continue Reading →

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